My Name is Khan - What was all the fuss about?

20:30 – Opening credits of MNIK
20:40 – zzzzzzzzzzz….dialogue of the century(why does it sound familiar?? why? why?) My Name is Khan and I am not a terrorist…zzzz
20:45 – zzzzzzzzzz…eeewwww….looks like SRK has brown lipstick on!!zzzzzz….
20:50 – zzzzz…..Zarina Wahab seems to be the only one capable of talking properly….zzzz
20:55 – zzzzzzz…..yikes….nightmare number 1 time…..SRK with an exfoliating mask….zzz time to redeem with a dream instead…zzz
21:05 – zzzz…..half-eye open with tremendous effort…..Kajol looks older than her age….proves crash diets or make-overs will never work on some…zzzz
21:15 – zzzzzz….song……..zzzzzzzzzzzz snore….
21:30 – zzz….fast forward to hospital scene……zzzzz
21:35 – eeeks…nightmare number 2 time…..close-up shot of Kajol crying…..guaranteed to scare your wits off.....zzzzz
21:40 – zzzzz….fast forward to last scene…..fallen off the couch….My sympathies are with a certain President
21:45 - Grateful for a certain level of intuition.....did not go to a theater to watch this!!!